I made this for anyone who needs it. You’re welcome. Copy and paste into asinine debate areas and message threads.
People of Earth
This debate has been resolved.
There is no further need to post your own
personal opinions on this topic
as they are now irrelevant.
The final word on this topic has been decided by:
(Select one or all that apply)
The _____________ religion,
The ____________ political party,
The ____________ gender,
Ms./Mr./Mrs. _______________; a self-proclaimed genius.
Thank you for your participation.
This resolution is now International Law.
You may return to your lives.
There is nothing to see here.